It appears that my CMS broke at some point during April when I decided to take a hiatus. When CorylDork is back online, a redesign will have taken place. Have no fears: nothing is missing, so content won't be missing. If anything, there will be more (*wink wink nudge nudge*) and everything will look nicer.
Feel free to keep up with me on Twitter. If the timer below screams red at you, you are allowed to yell at me on Twitter to get things done.
Time until CorylDork is back and better (in EST):